Sweet Corn

In 1982, our town was tiny.  I was a happy kid on our farm, spending most of my free time rambling about the fields or skipping rocks in the river that ran through them.   In my six years I had learned a lot about cows – calves in particular.  I’d learned you had irrigate a corn field so the water got all the way to the bottom of each furrow and I’d learned how to catch the wildest cats you ever saw.  I hadn’t yet learned that sidewalks were not an exotic luxury to most of the country.  I was about to learn something so big some people struggle with it their whole lives.

My dad was a dairy farmer.  He raised corn and alfalfa hay for our cows.  His corn was mostly what he called “field” corn.  It had giant ears full of tough muddy yellow kernels.  The field corn was only for the cows.  You’d have to be awfully hungry to eat the tough field corn if you were a person.  It was like chewing on an old stick.  Dad did plant several rows of “sweet” corn for the family though.  Near fall we’d pick the sweet corn endlessly – so it seemed- and help my mom shuck it and cook it and cut it from the cob for packing in to bags for the freezer.  We ate it for every meal.  You’d think we’d grow to hate it, but let me tell you, there are few things in life as good as corn picked moments before it is served.  I crave it to this day.

My older sister Jill and I also sold the sweet corn out of an old blue plastic wading pool in front of our house.  We had a big sign propped against the mailbox announcing fresh sweet corn for sale.  Lot’s of kids in the area sold sweet corn out of old plastic pools, but Jill and I had an advantage.  Our house sat on major highway, in the first town travelers heading east would have seen for possibly hours.  We had many customers stop to buy corn who said they hadn’t eaten in the last town and now they were famished.  The lure of fresh corn was too much to resist.  The kids further on down the road didn’t sell nearly as much corn as we did for this reason alone.

One summer, Jill and I sold a brown paper sack of corn to a nice man from Las Vegas who drove a Cadillac.  I remember he wore a pretty watch and was very friendly.  He was really interested in us and asked a lot of questions.  A week or so later, he stopped to buy more corn.  He said he’d been thinking about how good it was and couldn’t wait to eat it again.  A few days after that, Jill and I received a letter in the mail.  Since most of our family lived pretty nearby, personal mail was a rare thing.  We excitedly read the letter out loud.  It opened with “to the two beautiful girls selling corn on Highway 89”.  The man’s name was Hal, and he had served our corn at a dinner party where all of his guests raved over it’s flavor.  He said he’d be back our way within the week and hoped we’d still have corn to sell.  He knew it was toward the end of the season.  He said that if we had enough, he’d like to buy 200 ears for a church dinner.  Normally, a dozen ears was a good sale and if we sold two dozen ears a day it was a pretty good day.  At .15$ an ear, we weren’t getting rich off our corn stand.  Jill, who was six years older than me, did a little multiplication and we realized if we sold Hal 200  ears of corn, we’d make more from him than we had most of the season!

We beat it out to the corn field to pick all the sweet corn we could find.  We picked for what must have been hours, swatting at bugs, counting and recounting to make sure we’d have enough.  On the day Hal was to arrive for the corn, my dad decided he wanted to be there when this stranger arrived for the third time to do business with his young daughters.  Late in the afternoon Hal’s car pulled off the road, kicking up remarkably little dust on our dry dirt driveway.  Hal got out, shook my dad’s hand and exclaimed how happy he was to have our wonderful corn.  He assured us we had greatly improved his church’s summer picnic.  He asked our names again as he paid for the corn, and remarked that it had been wonderful to meet us.  He said goodbye, and got back in his Cadillac.  He waited for our neighbor, who was a highway patrolman, to pass, then pulled on to the highway.  As Jill and I watched Hal drive into the sunset on his way back to Las Vegas, our neighbor turned his big cruiser around.  He pulled into our drive in a cloud of dust, got out of his car and walked toward my dad.

“Who was that LaVoy?” he asked.  My dad explained, as our neighbor shook his head, staring down the road.

“That sure looks like a car I helped clean up off the side of the road about a week ago.  Driver was out of Las Vegas.  He was killed in the crash.”

We all looked at each other in wonder for a moment, then Jill and I lost interest and went in the house to divy up our cash.

A few weeks later, almost Thanksgiving time, a strange phone call came in.  My mom thought it was a joke and exasperatedly told the caller to call later in the day so they could speak to my dad, imagining they never would.  They did.  We only had one phone in the house, the kind you plugged into the wall.  It was in the living room so you couldn’t help but over hear every conversation.  I didn’t pay much attention to my dad’s half if the discussion, other than to recognize that it wasn’t a joke at all.  Later, my mom and dad talked a lot, in the kind of voices they used when they didn’t want little ears listening.  The next day they put on nice clothes and went in to town.  When they came back, they looked stunned, as if they were suddenly required to explain quantum physics in front of Einstein himself.  Finally, my dad cleared his throat and started talking.  They’d been to see a lawyer, turns out, about Hal.  Hal had been killed in a car accident after his second stop for corn.  In his belongings was a note to his secretary, telling her about me and Jill.  He thought we were wonderful and wanted her to send us gift.  A big one.  My parents had returned from the meeting with a check.  A check big enough to send me and my sister to college, and then some.

That day, at the age of six, I learned that there are not only figurative angles who decide to send little farm girls to college, but literal angles, who come to say goodbye in person.  There are those who have doubts about an afterlife,  but I will never be I one.  I still have the letter from Hal.  Inexplicably sent after his death.  I don’t know if it’s proof of a God, but life goes on.  That I know for sure.


Historical Conundrums?

As I was cruising the internet this morning, I stumbled across a very interesting article titled 5 Baffling Discoveries That Prove History Books Are Wrong.  Of course I had to read it, and am, indeed, baffled.  Roman statues in ancient, buried Mexican cemetaries?  Cocaine in Egyptian mummies?  Whaaaattt???  Of course, I’m totally unfamiliar with the site, which is named Cracked and has a definite tabloid feel.  Of course the whole article could be a fabrication.  Whatever.  I still found it curious enough to share.  So click through, read, come back and tell me what you think.  Is it true or false.

Click the mummy to read the article.


Okay, I finally get Pride and Prejudice

I first tried to read Pride and Prejudice when I was thirteen or so.  I don’t think I made it through three pages before I decided it wasn’t for me.  The language was old, the form was unfamiliar and I hadn’t realized it was a romance.  Blech.   I went back to Stephen King and S.E. Hinton.

Fast forward a few decades.  NetFlix recommended a BBC miniseries, Lost in Austen.  It was a twist on Pride & Prejudice where a modern woman who is obsessed with Austen’s novel finds herself strangely transported into it.  I found it to be a charming way to pass my time while on the

treadmill.  In fact, I enjoyed it quite a bit.  I started thinking I ought to give Pride and Prejudice another try.  I downloaded it, and let it sit on my computer for two years.  I just never got around to it.  I finally made a point of loading it on my new Kindle Fire just after Christmas.  I started reading, and immediately remembered why I’d put it down before.  However, my more mature self was able to quickly adjust to Austen’s style and I decided I really liked her characters.  Well, I didn’t really like Elizabeth simply because Austen makes it apparent she expects her reader to like Elizabeth and I hate to do what I’m told.  However, I thought her mother was hilariously embarrassing and the entire chess game of society was interesting.  (I’m SO glad we no longer have to strategize every smile or dinner invitation.)  In the end, I was impressed by Austen’s accurate analysis of each character’s faults – through Elizabeth’s eyes – and that she found a way for her lovers to reasonably come back together after seeming so far apart.  Pride and Prejudice was a satisfying story and I finally understand why a romance novel has become a cherished piece of literature.

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A One Eyed Cat Arrives

Last Saturday, I looked out my kitchen window while I loaded the dishwasher.  My neighbor across the street was working on his truck and trying not to notice a little kitten I knew didn’t belong there.  The kitten was kind of following him around and looked awfully thin.  I was on my way out for the day, but I told myself that if the kitten was still there when I returned at the very least I would take him some food.

"Junior/PJ" Day 1

Junior/PJ's Day 1

I returned home.  The kitten was still there.  I grabbed a bag of cat treats and went to meet him.  Immediately, I saw he was injured.   His eye looked terrible.  At first I thought it was only infected but soon I saw his eye was missing.  Then he purred the second I held my hand out – even before he knew I had food.  He was looking for a friend.  He was not quite skeletal thin – not quite.  And he was injured.  I couldn’t just leave the food and forget him.

I took him home and made him comfortable in my garage.  I cleaned then doctored his eye the best I could and gave him a big dish full of cat food.  I knew my two dogs would be a big shock for him, and that at least one of my cats was likely to be aggressive with him.  I posted a message on facebook and emailed all my neighbors, asking if anyone was missing a sweet gray kitten.  Zip.  Zilch.  Nada.  No one was looking for him.

Of course he got to meet the kids.  They adored him immediately, and the feeling was mutual.  Then he met the dogs.  Yikes!  My hands are still scarred.  Fortunately, my dogs were raised with cats and didn’t give him reason to be fearful.  He’s adjusting to them.  My cats are generally disinterested – that’s bad because he’d really like to bond with them and that’s just not going to happen right now, but good because at least our snotty calico hasn’t tried to kill him yet.

Junior/PJ, Day 5

After just less than a week, the one eyed kitten now has two names, depending on which of my children is talking to him.  “Junior” or “PJ” still purrs on contact, and he’s learned to adventure all over the yard then come back when we call him.  I’m still looking for a family for him, who doesn’t already have a small zoo of their own.  I need to call the local pet rescue organizations.  Much as we love him, I honestly feel he deserves a home where he’ll get more attention than is available here.   But don’t be surprised if we end up fostering him for a while as he waits for his forever home.

The adventure continues…

Win Win is Winning!

I loved Win Win!!! From a pretty predicable plot and nothing unique characters, this movie pulled everything together to be entirely enjoyable. In fact, for such a serious subject it’s pretty darn funny! Paul Giamatti is spot on, as usual, and the rest of the cast is also quite perfect. Dialogue, direction, everything is just right. Nothing is over done – no misplaced overwrought emotions or heart string plucking music in all the wrong places that often ruin lesser movies. Win Win is kind of a Goldilocks movie. It isn’t a blockbuster but it’s well worth seeking out.

For plot synopsis and more check it out Win Win at Rotten Tomatoes.

A Wasted Date Night: Horrible Bosses :(

Horrible BossesLast night, spouse and I left the kids with a sitter and hit the town.  We had a good meal then caught a movie, Horrible Bosses.  Urgh.  We’d have had more fun at home putting the kids to bed.  I gave it 2.5 stars on Rotten Tomatoes simply because the cast was terrific given the material they had to work with.  My brief review is below.

Like everyone else talking about this movie, I have to say the excellent cast of this movie saved it from being Horrible itself. Collin Farrell was particularly good as the druggie boss out to bleed the company dry. However, the storyline was so unoriginal it was painful. Much of the dialogue and situations were eye rollingly predictable. There were a few sharp lines, but I honestly don’t know how they scored all these great actors with this lame movie.

How to Tell a Blogger You Love Them

Alright, I admit, this poor blog is gathering dust.  Sorry ’bout that.  My other blog, on the other hand, has been getting plenty of attention.  In fact, I added a new page over there today, telling people my favorite ways they can tell a blogger they love them.  If you’re so inclined, click the picture and check it out!